jack-off

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

by AdamH April 13, 2005

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.

Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.

Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks

by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017

jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 19, 2003

lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 11, 2009

jack rabbit

A type of homosexual who once was effeminate and soft and did not like hard core, brutal sex (i.e. a bunny). However, had a run in with a bear (i.e. raging butch homosexual) and got messed up so bad that he now craves being caught by a bear again.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same. He falls into a depression, goes straight, or becomes a jack rabbit.

by dabunnywhodabearcaught September 18, 2003