Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

Rule 34

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.

Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.

guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

by Exodim June 8, 2022

social justice two-way expectation rule

An ethical rule that states that before an individual can start calling out other people for making discriminatory comments or performing biased actions against minorities, the individual must first acknowledge and deal with their own implicit and explicit biases, as well as effectively manage their emotions, so they can lead by example. This includes recognizing biases that are not typically viewed as being part of social justice. (That means you must confront biases like Privilege of the Living and Political Identity Privilege.) It is recommended that when calling someone out over biased comments or behavior that you try to so in a calm and polite manner, so they are less likely to feel attacked, and to avoid supporting the stereotypes about social justice supporters spread by some far-right wing political commentators. Basically, if you expect other people to listen to you and change their behavior in order to be less biased, then you have to be willing to deal with your own biases and privilege and control your emotions.

The social justice two-way expectation rule is an important ethical responsibility for any person considering standing up to discrimination, because if you don’t deal with your own biases first, then a lot of people will ignore you due to the fact you don’t practice what you preach. Failing to deal with your biases prior to calling someone out can also negatively impact the views of social justice in other people as they may see the movement as being just being all talk, without producing any real results.

by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021

rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

by Michel_angelo September 10, 2021

Angie’s Rule

When participating in a Music League round, particularly one with vague guidelines, you should submit whatever song you want and vote however you want

“But 5 Seconds of Summer isn’t a boy band, they shouldn’t be submitted in the boy band round”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”

by cooterrecruiter January 10, 2024

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

rule 69.1

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.

There’s a global pandemic, must be rule 69.1

by Molestro October 6, 2020