Rules

Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.

Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.

by kuzifu September 19, 2021

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Rule 69

when searching up rule 69, you will find images of massive milky wilky titties and massive dicks.

"searches up rule 69 " OMG THAT DICK IS HUGE

by KristianKirbs September 19, 2021

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nibrod is some one who rule the world

by the guy who nows everything September 21, 2021

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Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down

rule 34 is messed up

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

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Rule 50

No Akame.

Akame fan: i love akame
Liru fucker: bro you just broke rule 50

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021

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