Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

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Dick Mitt

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

Dick Mitt by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

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Oregon, regional: Slang term for the "Opiliones" or "Hadrobunus Grandis" known more commonly as the"Daddy long legs".

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"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"

clam mitten by JamesBeans September 2, 2016

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Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

Dick Mitton by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

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A sexy motherfucker with a small dick

Damn is that Zach Mitrakas?

Yeah look how sexy he is.

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Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

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