Stilt Mite

Oregon, regional: Slang term for the "Opiliones" or "Hadrobunus Grandis" known more commonly as the"Daddy long legs".

The tool shed was crawling with stilt mites.

by Buster Magnum September 5, 2016

clam mitten

A vagina.

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"

by JamesBeans September 2, 2016

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

zach mitrakas

A sexy motherfucker with a small dick

Damn is that Zach Mitrakas?

Yeah look how sexy he is.

by Lizgw May 26, 2016

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017