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May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born
Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.
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The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025
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May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.
Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9
by Freakymamas May 8, 2022
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May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!
EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes
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Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May
Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May
by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022
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May 31

The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining
Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
by TheHolidayGuy May 30, 2024
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May 25

by Ferran Torres May 25, 2025
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