Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.

Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017

gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Gay bish

An example of someone who is clearly gay and is a fucking bitch

You are clearly gay and a fucking ass bish and that's why you are a gay bish

by Cullengaybish July 20, 2018

gay dick kelly

a gay version of machine gun kelly

Did you hear gay dick kelly's new song dissing eminem? that shit was ass.

by adalfag eis March 16, 2019

Gay Jousting

You and a Homie 69 trying to make the other person throw up. First one to barf is the loser/Gay. 👺

Yo homie wanna gay joust at my place tonight?

Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.

Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.

by Koolman32 March 30, 2019

gay Carter

A short hobbit like character with a medium Penis, but it cannot fit in anything because its so fat. Also sucks off his best Asian friend.

Oh crap, is that a gay Carter with his asian friend slobbing???

by Joe Is The Name October 7, 2019

Gay language

Language of one who presses random numbers and letters on a keyboard when surprised or astonished. Also used by bottoms

Someone: did you see Betty last night?

User of gay language: OH MY GOD IKR, CODHFIRHLODJFIDFRISH,, SHE WALKED IN LIKE A Q U E E N.

by Hydr8_or_Dydr8_817 April 20, 2020