Finger

A verb, this technically means to sift through or sort out. But most people use it around less wholesome pursuits or senility.

"He's fingering through his brain-box for information."

"That old codger has to finger his notes just to sit down!"

"Those bashers are heading out to finger through the boneyard, we should scrag 'em"

by Zed Numar August 3, 2021

Finger Lime

A cranky lesbian who is bad at sex.

‘she’s not a pillow princess, she’s a finger lime’.

by LozzaDyke August 15, 2021

Finger Fight

When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…

Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

Finger Fight

Finger fight simply refers to a harmless exchange of middle fingers with strangers during an altercation most commonly experienced with road rage incidents that doesn’t escalate. Gesture only. Non-physical and non-verbal.

I got into a finger fight with another parent during school drop off after he didn’t let me merge in front of him.

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

Fbing

Free balling, wearing pants or sweats without underwear, usually done for maximum comfort for males, not usually females

Guy num 1: Dude I'm totally fbing right now
Guy num 2: Dude that sounds so comfortable *highfives*

by Nananaeners September 2, 2021

finger popper

Finger popping is someone fingering their private parts for pleasure (including the anus) if it is a male.

Au: Hey So & So, what are you doing down there?Are you finger popping that ass again you finger popper?

So & So: Nah Au....I want to watch you finger pop!!!

by Blanc Marie Weber September 6, 2021

Fingaling

A sexual act performed by Canadians on long distance travels.

Me and the partner have a long drive ahead. I think we are gonna do some fingaling to stay awake.

by BigDaddyGronkk September 16, 2021