soul douche

cleansing of an evil, black soul

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"

by EG67 March 06, 2012

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 January 13, 2016

wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 February 10, 2016

douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 14, 2022

Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator May 15, 2010

douche-tanic

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.

That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!

by unseeliekin August 19, 2014