A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.
Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013
Get the Douchemug. a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009
Get the douche mammalmug. A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.
by Skirish April 13, 2011
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Get the douchemug.