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internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014
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Douche-bragery

Like you’re being a douchebag and bragging about what you’ve done.
We should make this a competition! It will be great for some douche bragery.

Or

Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"

Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.

Bystander...... douche bragers!
by Bakedoatbar April 9, 2019
mugGet the Douche-bragerymug.

Douche

A person that is being useless and unnecessary; comparable to vaginal douching.
"He is such a douche."
"Don't be a douche."
by mejmarie July 1, 2022
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
mugGet the Tricky Dick Douchemug.

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace
Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.
by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024
mugGet the Douche fucklemug.

Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!
by Janofarc May 3, 2016
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