dog water

You suck at fortnite,

BRO UR SO DOG WATER UR SO TRASH!

by zaq1xsw2cde3vfr4bgt5nhy6mju7ki January 27, 2021

Poop Dog

A poop dog is when your toddler fills his drawers and wanders the house spreading his odor and fecal matter to all he encounters.

Hey man, sorry I'm late...my kid went Poop Dog on me right as we were leaving.

by Momadaddy March 22, 2011

prairie dog

when you really have to go number two and your poop goes in and out
elizabeth

I really had to go poop and i had a prairie dog

by Elizandhal October 16, 2013

gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

Farm Dog

noun

1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.

2) One who is apathetic about something.

Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."

Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.

Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.

by Billy The Goat 29 May 5, 2016

Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

Dog Nonce

The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.

Mate you a dog nonce

no u

by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018