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Prison Bush

Upon a man's release from jail/prison and he has not trimmed his pubes the entire time he was locked up you will note excessive and horribly long/thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck, face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.
ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.

BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.
by Val Visitingroom January 1, 2026
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Frosty Bush

When a man nuts on a woman’s bush, leaving it covered in white.
She wouldn’t let me nut inside so I gave her a frosty bush.
by got lil aids January 18, 2026
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dirty buckshot

when you ejaculate and hold your foreskin to keep it in there, then get someones attention and proceed to start urinating whilst still keeping your foreskin closed and it bursts on them like a buckshot
my boyfriend called my name so i went in the room and he did a dirty buckshot, it was so disgusting.
by gloogster January 20, 2026
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yoo joo bush

a funny ass word that when heard will cause bodily secretions.
Yoojoo said her name was Yoo joo Bush and I laughed so hard, I drooled on myself
by 8th Street Engineer July 24, 2008
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tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner
Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'
by kermit999 June 12, 2010
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
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whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.
by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013
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