by sillytomfoolery June 10, 2022

by SatansChildIsGay November 1, 2019

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

-D1 or D-1 Crashout, an international threat to society. most likely will cause a mass shooting. most likely will be on the FBI's watchlist
by imgoinginsanelmao February 28, 2025

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
