douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking
"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"
by ruffshuff May 31, 2012
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Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.

Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
by Biddyboy June 10, 2024
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A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".
I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 04, 2022
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damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!
by satan beef April 02, 2010
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A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.
If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
by A Very Lovely Person May 25, 2007
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pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
she is such a douche!

what a douche lol
by crazyladee June 30, 2009
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Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete January 26, 2012
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