Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007

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chihuahua cheese

Cheese made from the milk of a dog. Named after the type of dog served as a delicacy in rural Mexican villages.

Amy loves making homemade chihuahua cheese using the milk from her dog's teats.

by Amy Kellers December 7, 2006

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cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

by J-Bra May 15, 2009

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The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

by jamdel January 9, 2009

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Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.

David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."

by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018

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Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

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