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Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025
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two-pack Shakur

A dual-CD album of greatest hits from da famous rap-music star.
I'm mostly into classical, easy-listening, and meditative music, so I think "Ell Passo" on high-speed non-musical babbling, whether it's just a single disc or two-pack Shakur offering.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
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Low Two

I had a threesome last weekend. Me and Adam had Taylor over our place for some adult activities. I laid down, she went on top and put my dick in her arse, then Adam climbed on and put his dick in her pussy. We were slapping 'low twos' until she screamed the house down.
by Dingo Venom August 22, 2025
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.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.
.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.
by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
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Two Laptops

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”
by olive2000 August 26, 2025
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Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse
did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week
by Hizam555 August 29, 2025
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Two tone

While being intimate with your partner, first please her or him with licking their anus post these actions utilize a strap on with a different skins tone then yours while doing anal intercourse then ejaculate into it pour it back in their anus and eat it back out.
I just tried the two tone last night it was delightful and gave my wife an intense orgasm.
by 2Tone September 3, 2025
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