Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

by Backplant March 18, 2024

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Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 18, 2024

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Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

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Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

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parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 March 01, 2024

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Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.

by la ley April 13, 2021

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1. something so easy its like driving a parked car

2. something so boring its like a parked car

Bro that test was so parked. I could have done it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

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