ditton park academy

the shittiest school in england

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'

by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024

New Parks

New parks is an absolute shit hole of a place in leicester

I’d rather live in braunstone then New parks

by Thefatone February 16, 2022

Linkin Park

A band leaded by now-dead snowflake. Lyrics are for those offended by everything. The vocalist committed suicide when he was 41, which makes use wonder: why so slow?

Linkin Park (blablabla, required) well, Somewhere I Belong is still a great one.

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Camelot Theme Park

A theme park in Chorley, Lancashire that closed down in 2012. It became an abandoned land for many, many years and many urban explorers wandered around the ground "illegally" and would dart from the security that was on the site. It became such a well known and documented site that anyone who posted information about it amongst the urban exploring community would be mocked and laughed at due to the repetition it caused. As of 2022 it is now a drive in cinema horror movie set. Definitely should get yourself out there if you get the chance.

Urban explorer: Camelot Theme Park - Report 2022
Other explorers: OH NO! NOT CAMELTOE AGAIN! NO!

by LordJenal August 20, 2022

thotieus park

PARK JIMIN.

YES

Omg look it's Thotieus Park!
Oh you mean Park Jimin

by @₹&%82637389399 November 15, 2021

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Parked

Being beaten up so badly to the point of being knocked out.

“She wants to fight Ivory? She’ll get parked for sure.”

The bitch got parked.

by Sinny Zee June 13, 2024