When one tries to gaslight someone to get involved with their feelings through use of vague plans and prayer stating it comes from God.
Boy: "I have been praying and am feeling that God is wanting us to be together."
Girl: "Are you sure about that? I feel like your having your McDowell Moment."
Girl: "Are you sure about that? I feel like your having your McDowell Moment."
by Mr. Big Small PP December 07, 2023
Being extremely forgetful about the most random things, but having extreme knowledge for useless facts.
by EXO OW July 29, 2024
And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.
Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
by PCPuss May 13, 2009
A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.
by sxngheili December 11, 2023
when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.
teacher: okay guys, so we can find the solution by adding H2O to both sides of the equation.
megh: cant we add H2O to both sides of the equation, professor?
teacher: yes, thats what i just said.
classmate 1: bro... literal megh moment
megh: cant we add H2O to both sides of the equation, professor?
teacher: yes, thats what i just said.
classmate 1: bro... literal megh moment
by sxngheili December 11, 2023