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drive-by fucking
The act of engaging in loud, full-on sexual intercourse in a moving (or stationary) vehicle with all the windows rolled down in front of a friend's house while everyone inside is sleeping.
-Ugh, what is that awful racket at 4 in the morning?
-It woke me up too. Alicia's slut ass is outside with some dude and they're totally drive-by fucking us.
-It woke me up too. Alicia's slut ass is outside with some dude and they're totally drive-by fucking us.
drive-by fucking by ieattasteewheat September 8, 2010
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complete utter fucking morons
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complete utter fucking morons by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party
A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
the fucking hammer
Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool.
the fucking hammer by Mike Masterson January 17, 2004
steal her fucking eggs
when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.
See also: vaginal rape
See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
steal her fucking eggs by Ballsasscatporn April 19, 2011