Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

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by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.

Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her

by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024

anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.

Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.

by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017

anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them

Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster

by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025

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by ZombieZero197 March 16, 2021

Anal Quake

A type of anal orgasm where a persons legs shake uncontrollably.

“This feels so good why are my legs shaking?” “ That’s an anal quake.”

by AGruntsLife August 29, 2022