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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.
I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!
by gorillabard June 11, 2020
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Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"
by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023
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Wet

No u stupid wet just means "soaked with any liquid" or something that is just not DRY!
This brick is wet.
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008
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wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023
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Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.
I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.
by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025
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