Wet chicken

The look of shock and confusion that someone when they a ridiculous statement.

When she heard the question she was very surprised. Looked like someone slapped her with a wet chicken.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

talking wet

When someone is disrespectful and is talking crazy.

"Bro, I know you're mad but you're talking wet right now"

by bojackponygirl September 21, 2025

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

wet

what Darkness becomes when you talk shit about her

(Kasuma) "Darkness you useless masochist"
(Darkness) moans (becomes very wet)

by Lord Greve April 17, 2020

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021