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Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!
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Glossy Taco

When you add a top coat overtop your nails.
After you applied your nail polish and holo, apply a glossy taco or a holo glossy taco
by Ciel Phantomhive 14 April 18, 2018
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Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...
by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023
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Troll de Taco

Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.
Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.
by fusterclucker February 8, 2014
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Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible
Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!
by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020
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Taco

by TacoTheSquare March 11, 2022
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