The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
Get the Mom went out for a gallon of milkmug. by anonymous November 20, 2020
Get the Milkmug. by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023
Get the Milk Stevensmug. by Novanir July 16, 2021
Get the Milk tractormug. During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
Get the milk utter ski slope cleanermug. Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
Get the What are people that put milk firstmug. When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
Get the Dick milkmug.