pie my life

Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."

Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.

You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.

by a.wizzy December 11, 2010

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

Stewing in my juices

When one is completely okay with just sitting in their sweat and not showering or bathing afterwards

Hey Dude aren't you going to shower after the gym workout?

No way. I am going to sit here and continue stewing in my juices

by AKA Belinda July 29, 2010

smokin my stuff

means doing ya own thang be an individual

I'm here making music and smokin my stuff

by Melsy April 25, 2006

my stoney baby

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa

Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby

by angelsbruins July 25, 2008

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008