"YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!
by Caramel493 December 19, 2008
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Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
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by Ryudomo August 30, 2010
Get the Mess Hall Haircut mug.When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.
by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011
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Get the johnson's hair mug.Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
Get the Sharon Stoned Hair mug.Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman
"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair
by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015
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