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Everyone has a shitty day once in a while. Fireass is when your ass gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after shitting.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
" Oh man, I took a shit this morning, and I've been sweating like a pig... this FIREASS is killing me. I got level three FIREASS. I'm gonna go sit in a snowbank. "
fireass by Marc O-C January 27, 2006
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drinking from the firehose 

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated
I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

firecracker 

A snack made with crackers, peanut butter, and marijuana. Basically, it's peanut butter and weed sandwiched between two crackers, then baked.
We made firecrackers at the party last night, they were great!
firecracker by Tyler November 16, 2004

mozilla firefox 

Its good. it's better than Internet Explorer. You can feel superior when you hear people moaning about how stuck they are with IE.
Wahwah, I hate IE, it's so poor....

(me sniggers in the background....)
mozilla firefox by MC Carter January 2, 2005

firecrackers 

Peanut butter crackers with weed baked in them.
Dude, we made a batch of firecrackers yesterday. WE'RE GOING TO GET ABSOLUTELY BAKED.
firecrackers by Johnzurek May 3, 2005

firefuck 

The condom without lubricant.

Editions available:
-pepper rub (chili or mexicano)
-sandpaper (coarse grain for maximum feedback)

Get your limited edition now!
(...but not really...)
firefuck by IKEA November 18, 2004

firecrotch

A person with fire red pubic hair
i have orang pubes...
firecrotch by nick October 25, 2003