Cum Chest

A Cum Chest is when a girl blows a guy, and proceeds to spit the load into a jar or bucket and saves it. No one knows why.

Oh my god, I just gave some dude a blow job and spit his chowder into my cum chest. I've got at least 20 dudes marinating in there!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

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Cum Bubble

When your dick hole inhales air allowing the man to push out, similar to that of a fart, and whilst ejaculating actually blow bubbles from the penis

Stuart: Man i just blew white bubbles from my cock!

Andrew: Yeah man, ive done it before... its called a cum bubble!!!

by grantjohnson June 2, 2010

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cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self

Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.

by BRobb May 20, 2008

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Cum Slut

Good for a one night stand but not mommy material

I just fucked this cum slut her name was arwin but not take him material

by Young Bhoul April 2, 2019

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An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.

"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

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Cum show

The only reason to watch free live web cams.

Jordan: when do you want to go to the bar?
Jake: hopefully soon. Only 200 more tokens until her cum show. I've been sitting here dick-in-hand on MyFreeCams for over two hours waiting!

by Dr_deadhouse August 19, 2016

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