Definitions by MediaOffline76

dong sniffer 

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

dong sniffer by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

Slummy Dumps 

Slummy Dumps refers to a girl who is specifically a "haggard ass bitch". It's a specific code word used when referring to ugly women around significant others or people who don't appreciate hearing about how ugly, fat or slovenly other chicks are.

"Wow.. she's totally slummy dumps."

Slummy Dumps by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

Cum Chest 

A Cum Chest is when a girl blows a guy, and proceeds to spit the load into a jar or bucket and saves it. No one knows why.

Oh my god, I just gave some dude a blow job and spit his chowder into my cum chest. I've got at least 20 dudes marinating in there!

Cum Chest by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010