big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020

Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

J-Maine

To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.

"man you better not do another J-Maine tonight, that was so out of order last night man!!"

by craigie babie January 30, 2008

J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

J

In Cantonese context, it means penis.

I have a big J

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020