two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

Juicy Two

When you have two people that are thirsty, wet or just sexy that you would want for a threesome or more

The both of you will be a great juicy two for my threesome, so are you in?

by berserker blabbermouth June 6, 2017

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Two-Hour-Land

New England.

Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?

by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch

“I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”

by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024