nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

nut bin

A crevasse or hole generally used for the storage or safe keeping of semen for future withdraw.

I had some extra jizz sitting around so I stashed it in her nut bin.

by puffsmckifin November 4, 2008

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting

After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.

by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018

cunt nut

when a bitches pussy lips look like a pair of testicles.
or.
when a female or male is acting like a complete vaginal organ. so there for they are being a "cunt nut".

Mary said that Jasmine was being a cunt nut.

by NoraRenae September 25, 2014

No nut November

In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose

If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting

Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself

by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020