when you stick your erect penis inside a bottle of beer, your micropenis will suddenly transform into a fatal penis, when you stick it inside women they die on impact, and you dont have to worry about child support cuz the bitch is dead
by the urban prophet August 31, 2020
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by marg the barge September 23, 2012
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A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".
by pgdragon September 16, 2013
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"Yeah she was talking to some guy in the club last night, but a real case of penis fear kicked in when he asked her if she wanted to go and see his flat"
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"Dude i tried chatting her up, i think i gave her penis fear"
by Numanumayay October 13, 2013
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by HappyColour August 16, 2011
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Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.
Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.
Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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