Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016

taco tickler

A moustache

You know, growing my taco tickler really saved our marriage

by the kid from MAD magazine November 4, 2022

Quick Taco

When you fuck a bitch in the ass when shes on her period and she shits on your dick until you cum. Her ass cheeks being the taco shell. Your beef being ground up inside her. The shit representing refried beans. Cum is Sour Cream. Add a little salsa from her coochie and there you have it. A Quick Taco. Additional toppings are optional!

I was feeling festive last night on cinco de mayo so I fucked this bitch and she made me a quick taco.

by SallyMittRAGE September 21, 2018

Taco Bell Flintlock

It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.

Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.

by DocNova August 17, 2024

glossy taco

When Simplynailogical puts a glossy top coat on her nails

When Cristine was finished with her nail design she finished it off with a glossy taco

by Simplylover August 13, 2017