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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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Anthony Middle School

the worst school in cypress texas 😭 😭 😭
just kys if if u go here 💀 💀
Jamal: Yo frank what school you go to?
Frank: I go to Anthony Middle school.
Jamal: Nigga.. Kys.
by Gaynikker October 23, 2023
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Middle School

What many would consider "the worst years of your life", which isn't too far off if you ask me.

Middle School, also known as Junior High to some. Usually spans between 6-8th American grades, but sometimes may include 5th and/or 9th grade depending on where you live or the school you go to.

In Middle School, it is less "finding your new self", but more "growing out of your old self". If you look back at Middle School, or are still in it, it is very obvious that most people, including you, were painfully embarrassing, or what some would call "cringy". The boys there are very immature and must joke about sex 24/7, whether it is by moaning randomly in class or joking about watching pornhub. The girls are a bit better, but. Most of the girls are obsessed with social media, makeup,e-culture, and boys, or are the complete opposite and brag about how they are different from others instead.

Many people regardless of gender will go through some type of phase though, whether it is anime and k-pop, video games, or even a furry phase, of course many stay in that phase even after middle school.

If you are in Middle School, you might be offended with what I am saying, but once you leave you might find yourself agreeing.

Thankfully, I am leaving Middle School when I am writing this, but unfortunately am becoming a high school freshman...
Person 1: Hey! Remember Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah! It was definitely a bumpy ride, but I survived it.

Person 1: Same, glad it's over to be honest.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Middle Child

The annoying loudmouth who thinks they are a big shot and acts like the have never been fed before.
The middle child is always the one that is most likely to be adopted, they just aren’t normal.
by Lol_Definitions May 16, 2021
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Fowler Middle School

filled with unattractive people and a very, very handsome young man by the name of Mebo. This young man is a complete player. He gets all the girls and everyone is jealous of him. Did I mention that he is an exceptional basketball player?
YO THERE’S THIS HOT GUY NAMED MEBO AT FOWLER MIDDLE SCHOOL
by lil slatt February 23, 2022
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Oliver Middle School

A school that has toxic people. Also a school that has people that loves to start drama because they have nothing to do whatsoever.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that shitty school ?!

Person 2: Yeah, haha shitty place . Aren't they a bronze school .?

Person 1: Yeah actually they are Hahahah !

Person 2: Oliver Middle School sucks !
by Anonymous the God November 21, 2021
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Martin middle school

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though
“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school
by ItsSamBitchesss July 24, 2022
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