November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

November 1

The day where anyone named Ethan has to talk to their crush.

Ethan-Hey Bonnie guess what.
Bonnie-What?
Ethan-It's November 1st
Bonnie-OMG!!!!!!

by Bonnir October 31, 2021

Ballerina style #1

A girl that can touch her toes with her nose.

This is my no.1 position, Ballerina style #1, she bent over grabbed her ankles while touching her nose to her toes...then proceeded to waddle her way into corner of dresser and sheetrock, she then says to me come and fuck me into the wall hard! ✔️

by Cheese N Cecil January 19, 2025

SAF-1

1. to suck a fat one

2. making a guy happy in his pants

3. abbreviated so that you can abuse people around you with out them knowing, particulary usefull in retail towards customers that are pissing you off.

Angie and Cath love to SAF-1 after a hard days work

by Buk Naked April 26, 2011

Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone

He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school

by itssor September 30, 2023

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by anonymous March 4, 2024

s/1/0/g

A jumbled mess of characters that confuses multiple people on a Wednesday morning

I dont't know why David put s/1/0/g in the chat, is he mad at me!?

by Did you mean that to be a zero January 31, 2024