simp

ris

"yeah ris is a fucking simp lol"

by marshallpenis September 7, 2020

simp

someone who is attracted to someone and will do any thing to have sex with them

Danny is a simp.

by ppoogg champ February 20, 2021

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for moi

Airon is a simp

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Simp

A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy

Ablai is a fucking simp

by Voramo December 7, 2019

Simp

A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020