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School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.
Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds
by zed December 5, 2003
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flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).
Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."
by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016
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Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.
Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.
by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011
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manged monkey

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy
damn that girls got a manged monkey
by bri December 29, 2004
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humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.
Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!
by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003
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porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005
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wet monkey

my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys
by CREAM4L October 3, 2006
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