Michael Crenshaw 

he funny and likes Fortnite and kisses the bros goodnight every night

Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!

Michael Crenshaw by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023

Michael Mcfaded 

This term is used when you are so geeked it's rambunctious.

Like higher than a kite on coke.

"Damn Jynxzi, you're Michael McFaded on god no kizzy yurh yurh *dab*'

Michael Mcfaded by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

Michael May 

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

Michael May by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

Michael 

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

Michael by whateverboi December 6, 2023

michaeling 

being a cheater and a man whore with cheat on nice people coz hes mean

michael be michaeling

michaeling by kitsune<£ December 22, 2023

Michael Jacksoning 

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

Michael Jacksoning by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Michaelangeloism 

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

Michaelangeloism by saintsundere August 31, 2024