John David

A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.

Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit

John David by Saxy Snek November 17, 2019

John McCain

The next president of the United States.

Probably 75% or more blacks in the United States are voting for Barack Obama simply because he is black. They don't know or care about the issues. Me? I'm white. My vote will certainly go to John McCain simply because he is white. I don't know or care about the issues.

John McCain by Jonesyman August 4, 2008

John Starks

Played for NY Knicks and was single handly responsible for costing the team a NBA Championship. In Game 7 Starks finished with a 2-18 shooting performance and the Knicks losing to the Houston Rockets 90-84.

That dude is pulling a John Starks.

John Starks by MM1234541564 August 8, 2009

John Kerry 

A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.

Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.

John Kerry by jamerson June 13, 2005

Jack Johnson

Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.

*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.

"Look at that prick, he's got no talent at all, what a fucking Jack Johnson"

Jack Johnson by Jackjohnsonhater July 17, 2006

John McEnroe's Shoes 

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

John McEnroe's Shoes by Fryer May 25, 2005

John McCain

see also anhero

John McCain is truly an hero.

John McCain by elll May 29, 2009