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fucking mole 

a phrase used mainly when highly anoyed at sum1 or sumthin. this could be because of pain inflicted by it.
my dad has just got his finger caught
"you fucking mole"

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

Epic Fucking Fail 

mr. bills computer service.
"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"
Epic Fucking Fail by jewbag123 February 5, 2009

Eye fucking 

when an ugly ass girl looks across the room non stop ....
1.eww dude i was being eye fucked

2. dude... shes eye fucking me
Eye fucking by dr.suess 101 January 17, 2016

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

Fucking bullshit 

Jeff: Mrs. Weller gave us a 7 page packet due tommorow!
Dom: Her class is such Fucking bullshit!