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meth dick

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
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dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster
Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.
by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009
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yoga dick

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!
by f5snopro February 12, 2010
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dick in a can

A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.
Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009
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dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")
Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!
by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009
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Dick Cheney

" To "Dick Cheney" is to accidentally shoot a comrade in the junk.
"..sorry for the Dick Cheney there mate...i did not see you ...
by xigxag June 29, 2009
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Weasal Dick

Adj. a name to decribe someone who irritates the hell out of you, or someone who pisses you off.
John is a real weasal dick. That guy is a weasal dick.
by theman1694 April 17, 2010
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