meth dick

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.

"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."

by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008

dick hole

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster

Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

dick seeka

A female who seeks the log before the log can find her.

A girl in the middle of the day who's eyes are fixated on crotch when crotch is not fixated on the twat.

by Bundai Bob July 17, 2004