Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker December 30, 2015

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

white ice cream

This would be White guy cum.

Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)

by Elisabeth Swannn January 28, 2017

Cookies And Cream

A threesome involving 2 black people of the same gender and 1 white person of any gender

Alternate name 'Oreo Sex'

Michael picked up two black chicks at the bar and had Cookies And Cream with them

by Biggie Cheese January 31, 2017

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017