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Eating Chicken in the Hood 

Eating chicken in the Hood is what a typical gangsta/black dude/cool kid does in his off time. They go to their local KFC and order takeout. Afterwards, they head back to the Hood and party with other gangstas/friends/cool kids. While they feast on the chicken, they also listen to Mo Bamba. After "eating chicken in the hood," they either....

A) Head back to their turfs (@Gangsta)
B) Head to the basketball court and shoot some hoops while listening to Born to Ball (@Black Dude)
C) Spend the rest of the day making dumb KFC jokes (@Cool Kid)

My Baller Rap About Eating Chicken In The Hood:
©2019

Eat that chicken,
Eat it good.
Eat it like you eat it,
In the hood.
Eat to fast and bust your gut,
Finger-licking chicken.

(Feel free to use my rap, just as long as you don't claim it for yourself)
D.D. was eating chicken in the hood.
I love eating chicken in the hood.
How does Big Chungus not love eating chicken in the hood?
I love eating chicken in the hood, and you should too!
My girlfriend doesn't like eating chicken in the hood! My now EX girlfriend still hates eating chicken in the hood!

7$ and a chicken biscuit

The gold-standard cost of an average blowjob.
"Timothy gave Gerald some incredible fellatio, and was paid 7$ and a chicken biscuit.

National Chicken Day 

A day when we honor chicken, known on July 9th. Meat-eaters celebrate by eating chicken, and vegetarians celebrate by protesting the use of chicken as food. Farmers tend to celebrate by overfeeding their chickens.
Family Guy displays an unappropriated direction of National Chicken Day.

Straight Chicken 

A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.

This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.

Similar to gay chicken
You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

One of the rarest and most succulent delicacies of one's childhood. They are, in fact, dinosaur shaped golden soft delicious chicken nuggets. If one says theyve never had one they are probably lying. If not, promptly shove one into the hole from which they uttered those terrible words.
Eat a damned dinosaur chicken nugget. Go to Wal-Mart and buy a huge bag. Cook them around midnight, most preferably with smiley fries.

High Stepp'in Chicken Walk 

The "High Stepp'in Chicken Walk" is almost always a reaction to someone ingesting too much methamphetamines and can cause a variety of systems that may be considered inappropriate.... Such as; when walking the knees will come up as high as the chest, the arms will flap like chicken wings and in some severe cases the head can bob forwards and backwards while screaming bock bock bock.
Look at that meth head doing the High Stepp'in Chicken Walk in front of all those people... Can they not control themselves. . ??