cheese cougher

woman or man(?) who didn't swallow well (cum) and get suffocated and coughing like crazy.

stay away from my new carpet you cheese cougher!

by gilli b. August 26, 2005

chunder cheese

The cheesy subatance that builds up on your chode (between your balls and butthole) when you don't shower for a few days.

After a hotty and sweaty day, Bobby scratched his balls and to his horror found that there was developing a hearty layer of chunder cheese buildup.

by Lawdizzle November 8, 2007

Knuckle Cheese Knockout

When a man cums on his fist, and punches his sexual partner in the face.

Dude, Jen told me she cheated on me, so during our break up sex, I gave her a knuckle cheese knockout and stole her purse.

by Jizzsaw April 1, 2009

dick cheese

a.the residue left on the tip of your penis after intercoarse b. when you catch some funky shit from a chick that makes your penis oose, what appears to be, cheese

Guy: We shouldn't have fucked those hookers last night Greg. Guy2: Why do you say that Bill?
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (

by flicaflaca1416 January 22, 2009

cheese head

Two meanings:
1)When a girl or gay guy put cheese in his/her mouth with a hole just big enough for a dick to fit through, and then sucks of there man.
2) When a guy covers his dick with cheese and then gets head, also known as cheese job

Some cheese head would go great with this sandwich.

by Dk from LI May 8, 2006

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009