Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here
Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*
Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*
The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*
The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024
Get the Masha and the bearmug. Used in sentences when mad af.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
Get the Bear Handsmug. A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"
He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.
He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.
(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025
Get the Little Brown Bearmug. When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.
"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."
"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""
"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""
by jak_hollow May 15, 2018
Get the bear strongmug. A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.
by Dr. Jack Marshburn esq. October 5, 2023
Get the Bear Trapmug. An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.
Incapable of dying, ever.
Incapable of dying, ever.
by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009
Get the Lock Bearmug. A sexy woman who is awesome at cuddles. Often refers to bed as "Bear Cave" and boyfriend as "Manly Bear" or "Man Bear"
by Iou Pie January 3, 2017
Get the lady bearmug.