zoophile

an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.

a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.

zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals

an normal person: what the actual fuck

by yippee? March 29, 2024

Zoopta

**Zoopta** zoo·pt·a *verb*

*informal, gaming slang*

To spectacularly fail at handling the objective in a first-person shooter game due to a breathtaking level of incompetence, often leading to team despair and enemy delight.

1. Oh my god, you zoopta’d the flag again! The sheer incompetence!
2. I can’t believe you managed to zoopta right off the map – the exit was right there!
3. If you hadn’t zoopta’d the flag last round, we might actually have won!

by brikma May 10, 2024

Zoop

A verb typically meaning to miss a golden gun crit usually in a boss dp's phase.

"gonna be honest with you guys I missed it" - Zoop

by Blornt May 18, 2024

Zooped

High on weed.

Last night was awesome. We got so zooped I started hearing colors.

by -msaw- June 2, 2024

Zoop

When you defecate or produce feces while at the zoo.

Wow, I just took a massive zoop... I feel much better now.

by Poopybuttholekitty June 15, 2024

zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)

Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.

by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024