zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.

Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

by Rocko Van Zetti May 24, 2023

Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023

Zoo Gang

Tha West Side of Greenville Texas

Zoo Gang the West Side of Greenville Texas

by anonymous June 6, 2023

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023