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friend zone syndrome

An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.

In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"

B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012
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erogenous zones

Any body part that is very sensitive to sexual stimulation.
Some erogenous zones include: Neck, Back, Clit, Nipples, Butt, Thighs, Hips, Dick, and Feet.
by Shenise April 16, 2004
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food zone

When a guy becomes a source for free food to girl

She doesn't respect him as a person at all and only sees him as an entity for getting free food
Guy 1 - Hey man, I think you're in the food zone, Denise only comes to you for that

Guy 2 - No, I think maybe she likes me!

Guy 1 - Wake the fuck up, that's what she wants you to think
by Frank561 March 24, 2014
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Zone 2

Zone 2 is a British drill group and gang based in Peckham. They most notable beef is with Moscow 17. Their well known members include: Kwengface, Karma, Trizzac and Snoop . Another affiliate of Zone 2 are Hitsquad, a more OJ (on job) group that include PS, Dsqueezo and MadMax.
Look its another Zone 2 yute roaming around the Moscow block
by roadvan October 20, 2020
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girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
by people0818 September 24, 2014
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no-whore zone

A designated area where whores, as in cheap sluts who will bang anything they touch, are not allowed to enter, in order to keep the place pure.
Whore: Hey Jack lets bang in the car
Jack: Sorry bitch this is the no-whore zone, you cant enter here
by Super no September 21, 2005
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Comfort Zone

Someones personal and comfortable space. Upon trespassing into this zone without knowing the person may just result in a person acting stuck up, rude, or hostile towards the intruder.
Situation: Some random guy trying to spit some game at a group of girls while they are just trying to have a girls night out at the club. Girls use their safety net and one says she doesn't feel good and has to go the bathroom. The others pretend to be concerned and go to her aide and help.

Girl 1: Man that dude was a total creeper.
Girl 2: I concur, he had no respect for our comfort zone.
by AleckzWells June 20, 2010
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