mobile zombie

a person who stands in the middle of the dance floor just stood there fiddling with their mobile phone or endlessly stood there filming some DJ instead of making the most of their night out.

It would have been a good night, but there were too many mobile zombies clogging up the dance floor

by fruit and the cakes December 21, 2013

Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.

Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.

by That dude431 May 25, 2016

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.

Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.

by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

TikTok Zombie

A person who constantly scrolls through tik tok. Instead of doing something productive they waste their time on cringe tik tok.

Normal Kid in hall: Yo watch where your going
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)

by LC bruh June 20, 2021

Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs

fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie

by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023