Western Flank

to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek

FirestormFilms Western Flanked me yesterday, it got me all wet and ready for the yeti

by ez11 May 13, 2016

Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of films.

Have you seen “The Harder they Fall? ”I really love what they’re doing with these Afrocentric western films. We got the future locked down with Afro futurism, now we can take it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!

by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021

western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"

"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."

by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025

Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.

Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.

by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020