Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.

Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023

weenie cap

The head of a male reproductive organ.

"Your weenie cap is looking handsome today, Sven."

by alpha male jackhammer April 29, 2010

Houdini Weenie

When having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around thinking your done,cum on her face.

I was like a magican and pulled a Houdini weenie as a trick.

by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003

weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!

That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

by emily and danielle December 9, 2008

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008

Jeanie Weenie

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.

Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.

by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010